Burrito Justice describes a Japanese town that needed 15 minutes to evacuate.
20 years ago I lived in Japan, working on the JET program in an agricultural neighborhood very similar to Natori and Yuriage. I rode my bike by houses just like that, past fields just like that. I assure you there are beer machines just down the road, just past the dry cleaning shop, with a grocery store around the corner.
On the way to my high school I would walk by the elementary school. I don’t know if you have ever had 500 children running towards you yelling “THIS IS A PEN”, but I have. Cute, rather surreal, but mildly disruptive for all involved. I had to change my route to work after a while.
In the grocery store, the locals would watch a tall foreigner shop with fascinated curiosity, but immediately jumped to help him as he puzzled over the mysteries of Japanese packaging. They would proudly point out how the bag of potatoes contained a picture of the farmer who grew them.
I once had five people help me buy bleach. I had no idea what the word for bleach was, but as I struggled to explain in Japanese that I needed a fluid that made white things more white, I could see the light bulb go off in one guy’s head. He dragged me over to the proper section, pantomiming getting his white shirt dirty, pouring the bleach and shielding his eyes from the brilliance.
In the dry cleaning shop, I would have hysterical half hour conversations with the owner, neither of us speaking each others language to any meaningful degree, but with her English dictionary and my Japanese dictionary we couldn’t be stopped. Only after 6 months did I discover that her daughter was in my English class at the local high school — she would hide when I came in to pick up my shirts each week.
15 minutes warning would simply not have been enough time for those people.
